Mexico Issues Travel Advisory for Every Single Inch of U.S.

Even you, Hawaii & Alaska!

Mexico’s Foreign Ministry issued a Level 4 advisory on Thursday for citizens traveling to “every single inch of the U.S.,” citing mass shootings, rampant homelessness, Sean Diddy Combs, high fructose corn syrup, the manosphere, global unawareness and disinterest, open firearm carry laws, fentanyl zombies, vocal fry, incels, tariffs and overall societal decay as reasons to avoid travel to the crumbling nation.

“For Mexican citizens traveling to the U.S., we advise you to exercise extreme caution when visiting malls, movie theaters, Florida, Walmart, rural towns in the Rust Belt, places where people play the game cornhole, the New York subway, and anywhere you might find yourself in the proximity of Karens, Brads or Chads,” the Foreign Ministry wrote in a statement. “We understand this unfairly includes the states of Maine and New Hampshire, but if the U.S. is going to issue tone-deaf travel advisories for every other country in the world, it’s time to turn the mirror back on themselves.”

The advisory comes just two days after the U.S. issued a Level 2 warning for travel to 30 of Mexico’s 32 states, including the state of Tlaxcala, which has almost no known inhabitants. Mexico’s government criticized the warning and highlighted that the U.S. currently has existing travel advisories for 180 of the world’s 195 nations, despite being the only country on the planet where you can buy an assault rifle and a Snickers bar at your local sporting goods store.

“It’s important to remember that gringos have been indoctrinated to believe their country is the best in the world, despite all social indicators that demonstrate the opposite,” the statement said. “We advise you to reconsider travel to the U.S., but if you do visit during the next four years, heed caution when speaking in a foreign language or demonstrating cultural competency, both which are frowned upon in el gabacho.”