La Chancla News

World Cup to be Played on Mars, Earth “Just Too Fkd Up Right Now:” FIFA President

Matches to be played as far away from human beings as possible

Mar 5 • La Chancla News

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February 2026

El Mencho Regretted Putting "Drug Kingpin" on Bumble Profile: Sources

Dating app led authorities to cartel boss's lair in hills

Feb 27 • La Chancla News

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Gay Tourists Stranded In Puerto Vallarta Form New Fabulous Cartel

Known as Narcos Con Nalgas, new cartel equipped with washboard abs, great calves

Feb 24 • La Chancla News

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Clumsy British Man Asked to Leave Salsa Class In Mexico City

Tourist politely removed from dance lesson after elbowing senior citizen

Feb 5 • La Chancla News

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January 2026

Frida Kahlo & Diego Rivera Refused to Go to Couple’s Therapy: Sources

Artists too busy painting masterpieces to attend marriage counseling

Jan 15 • La Chancla News

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Mexico City Tourist Confuses Earthquake Alarm for Trance Music Remix

US citizen spotted dancing on balcony during Friday morning tremor

Jan 3 • La Chancla News

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December 2025

DNOTM: Richard Hart, the British Baker Who Trashed Mexico’s Bread Culture

Congrats to Richard, La Chancla’s December DNOTM!

Dec 23, 2025 • La Chancla News

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American Couple Removed from Mexico City Restaurant for Excessive Use of Word “Like”

The couple was like sooo outraged

Dec 22, 2025 • La Chancla News

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EXCLUSIVE: Mexico President Sheinbaum Seen Reading La Chancla News

In photos of taken at Presidential palace, Sheinbaum seen reading premier site for misinformation you can trust

Dec 15, 2025 • La Chancla News

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Mexico City Holds Protest to Protest Too Many Protests

Demonstration by activist group No Más Marchas paralyzes city for six hours

Dec 4, 2025 • La Chancla News

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November 2025

DNOTM: Brayden Barnwell, the guy taking Zoom calls without headphones at the café!

Congrats to Brayden, La Chancla's November DNOTM!

Nov 27, 2025 • La Chancla News

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US Citizen Wearing MAGA Hat Denied Entrance Into Mexico

Open Trump supporters risk interrogation, deportation upon arrival in Mexico

Nov 20, 2025 • La Chancla News