La Chancla News

Mexico City Excited to Show Off Planet’s Worst Traffic At World Cup

“If you thought rush hour in India was bad, wait until you see Periférico during rainy season,” Mayor says

Apr 29 • La Chancla News

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Italian Tourist Fluent In Spanish After 8 Hours In Mexico

Picking up new romance language has been "molto facile," charming tourist says

Apr 13 • La Chancla News

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March 2026

World Cup to be Played on Mars, Earth “Just Too Fkd Up Right Now:” FIFA President

Matches to be played as far away from human beings as possible

Mar 5 • La Chancla News

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February 2026

El Mencho Regretted Putting "Drug Kingpin" on Bumble Profile: Sources

Dating app led authorities to cartel boss's lair in hills

Feb 27 • La Chancla News

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Gay Tourists Stranded In Puerto Vallarta Form New Fabulous Cartel

Known as Narcos Con Nalgas, new cartel equipped with washboard abs, great calves

Feb 24 • La Chancla News

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Clumsy British Man Asked to Leave Salsa Class In Mexico City

Tourist politely removed from dance lesson after elbowing senior citizen

Feb 5 • La Chancla News

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January 2026

Frida Kahlo & Diego Rivera Refused to Go to Couple’s Therapy: Sources

Artists too busy painting masterpieces to attend marriage counseling

Jan 15 • La Chancla News

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Mexico City Tourist Confuses Earthquake Alarm for Trance Music Remix

US citizen spotted dancing on balcony during Friday morning tremor

Jan 3 • La Chancla News

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December 2025

DNOTM: Richard Hart, the British Baker Who Trashed Mexico’s Bread Culture

Congrats to Richard, La Chancla’s December DNOTM!

Dec 23, 2025 • La Chancla News

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American Couple Removed from Mexico City Restaurant for Excessive Use of Word “Like”

The couple was like sooo outraged

Dec 22, 2025 • La Chancla News

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EXCLUSIVE: Mexico President Sheinbaum Seen Reading La Chancla News

In photos of taken at Presidential palace, Sheinbaum seen reading premier site for misinformation you can trust

Dec 15, 2025 • La Chancla News

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Mexico City Holds Protest to Protest Too Many Protests

Demonstration by activist group No Más Marchas paralyzes city for six hours

Dec 4, 2025 • La Chancla News

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